So the awesome party that is Coachella happened this past weekend and as promised I’m going to give you a full rundown of the weekend.
Don’t get off work till super late so therefore I don’t leave till super late. Get to the festival at around 330 AM. My car was driven down there for me during the day so I just had to walk in and meet up w/ my friends. Unfortunately I had a giant handle of Jack in my backpack (found out that we couldn’t have glass or hard A on the drive there) so I had to sweet talk the old lady checking bags into not actually checking my bag. After a very long and crappy walk ( I was carrying a backpack, suitcase, and 36pk of rocky mountain piss water) I finally meet up w/ Blender. He is predictably drunk as a skunk. We decide we need to celebrate my arrival by partying till around 630am or so.

2 things of note: Tuxedo shirt, carpoolchellazilla bird in the background
Wake up early cause its too damn hot. Start to indulge in frosty beverages. Time is flying by, then out of the blue look who decides to meet up and become our adopted children at our camp.

The BambooSK8 crew!
So we party all day and some go a little harder than others (i didn’t put on shoes and used a porta-potty so yeah I think I may have been a little drunk). We watched a bunch of awesome bands then it was time to pass out….at 5 pm… guess I cant party that hard after all. After I napped near the trash cans I woke up and rallied back at camp. Got back out there to see the black keys and kings of leon (right before kings, andrew had a incident, ask him about it). Met up w/ everyone for some Boys Noize then I headed over to watch Flogging Molly. After a good little dance party we went back to camp to hang and party some more.

yes, this shirt was worn all day
party
Next morning is more of the same. Good times. We had a rule that no one could eat at our camp w/out doing a beer bong first. And we enforced it. So after beer bongs and burgers the party was on.

Beer bongs and Burgers
Mark and I stomped blender and krista at some soft bochie. There was flip cup, beer pong, and slip n slides. We went in to pick up some shirts and an epic rock, paper, scissors battle ensued. There was a free t-shirt up for grabs and of coarse I took everyone down to take the shirt and the glory! We eventually headed in for some Mumford and Sons epicness. They were predictably epic and we saw many more bands before the Arcade Fire came on. They blew me away and they place was going crazy.

Arcade Fire and giant glowing balls
We then went to some Paul van Dyk for some more dance party. Once that crazyness was over we came back to camp to explore. We found a big dance floor that we partied at till late then went to explore the roller rink. Once that got boring we checked out the strange carnival swings. Then there was a gnarly dude playing acoustic in this odd house thing w/ like 10 people in it.

strange
From there the drum circle started. Drum circle = bongo, crushed cans as extra percussion, platform to dance on, as many drunk people dancing and chanting as possible. Probably the greatest things known to man. “Wake up and dance” was the prevailing chant and it was all good times till it got broken up by the po po.
Sunday started slow but quickly picked up when we realized we couldn’t leave for home w/ any beer. So the drinking started, we partied w/ our neighbors from Liverpool and generally just had a good time. Then the Jack came out and things started to get blurry for a while.

Blurry Indeed
Mark hit the giant slip n slide, the gopro got attached to my chest, and general debauchery ensued.

mark hit this after all the eruos in speedos were done w/ it
We made it in for Jimmy Eat World who was playing at the same time as Damian Marley/NAS. We all split up and made the hard choice of one or the other. I went w/ Jimmy but apparently Damian was sick. After some more bands/ good times it was time to leave. But wait! We got talked into staying later, until the very end and it was certainly worth it. The Strokes were awesome as well as bloody beatroots, ratatat, and kanye. Andrew was incredibly stoked on The Presets and they certainly didn’t disappoint. Although I had never heard of them, I am now a fan.

Look close and there are people partying in the tape
We jammed back to the car to take off and it looked like we wouldn’t hit traffic, then while we were stopped for a minute, some security guy came up to tell us to turn off our car cause “were gunna be here for a while”. Shit. It was 1245 when we got in the car and we didn’t move again until 220. At least we had plenty of people to watch, including the girl wearing nothing but glow sticks, the crazy canadians dancing on their astro van, and the people trippin out on light shows. I eventually dropped Andrew and Mark off at their cars and got on the road around 330. Got home at 5, showered and PASSED OUT.
Good times for sure.